The New Tween Bible of blah blah blah

So the full title of this monstrosity is "The New Tween Bible of Sensitive, Emotional Feelings about Sensitive Feelings, or, Wholesome Parables To Live Your Life By, also known as (A.K.A.) The Nu Morality (on sexy-time with animals): a collection of comics by Rick Kitagawa."

While this comic has nothing to do with sexy-time with animals, it does have boatloads of gross, potentially offensive absolute hilarity. This is what happens when you turn off nearly all filters and just make a bunch of 3-panel comics, most of them while drinking copious amounts of beer. Also, surprisingly, there is no reference to beastiality besides on the cover.

Contains comic depictions of swearing, oral sex, genitalia, murder, violence, sex toys, zombies, vampires, dinosaurs, robots, ninjas, talking snowmen, and much more. Reader discretion is HIGHLY advised.

The New Tween Bible...
by Rick Kitagawa: $3

Just a little taste of the awesomeness that is this comic. Of course (unfortunately?) nothing is censored in this comic when you actually pick up your own copy.

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